Amy Poehler: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your business while coming/and or leaving a limousine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory. Look, I get it. I’ve been in this business for 65 years. I know how it works, flashing ‘beav’ is part of the game. But if you’re gonna do it, at least get paid for it. Or do it for charity like I did when Andy Leibovitz took pictures of mine for an elephant charity.
Seth Meyers: Actually, it’s Annie Leibovitz.
Amy Poehler: No it was Andy Leibovitz. Yeah. Anyways, the point is, you guys are making Tara Reid look like Audrey Hepburn. What’s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window? And lastly, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It’s a back up system for underwear! Even when you’re showing it, you’re not really showing it. There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside-down Jon Waters’ mustache. Now every girl is as smooth as Joey Lawrence’s head. Global warming? You decide!
Hahaha, gotta love Amy! And lady gardens…
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